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?? Deploy the Pinch Writer 2000: Tactical Ticketing Weaponry for the Elite! ??
Attention officers: Are you tired of issuing citations with basic, civilian-market pens that couldn’t survive a gentle breeze, let alone a double-parked Dodge Ram? Gear up with the Pinch Writer 2000 — the military-grade, rapid-deployment ticketing system disguised as a pen. Precision-machined for peak citation performance, this bad boy is field-tested in the mean streets of downtown, suburban cul-de-sacs, and even that one Walmart parking lot that's basically a warzone.
Featuring a rugged Thin Blue Line design and all-metal grip for maximum hold during high-adrenaline write-ups, the Pinch Writer 2000 is mission-ready — rain, shine, or full-on angry Karen encounter. With a smooth-as-butter click action that can launch citations faster than you can say "clocked at 45 in a school zone," this pen is your most reliable backup in the line of paperwork fire.
Operators report a 37% faster ticket writing speed, 80% more dramatic pen-flourish endings, and a 112% boost in ticketing swagger when deploying the Pinch Writer 2000. Standard issue for high-speed, low-drag citation specialists. Tactical ticket book sold separately.
Each pen comes carefully packaged in a small gift box, making it ready for gifting or safe keeping. It is fitted with a smooth-writing black ink refill, compatible with standard Parker-style refills for easy replacement and long-lasting use.
Allen InkWorks
Rochester, IL
We're proud to announce the official launch of our website and product line!At Allen Inkworks, every pen is more than just a writing tool — it’s a piece of craftsmanship, dedication, and American grit. From precision-machined metals to hand-turned acrylics and woods, each piece is built with the kind of pride that only comes from making something with your own two hands. We believe a great pen tells a story — and now, it’s your turn to write yours.Take a look around, explore our growing collection, and find the perfect piece that speaks to you. Whether you're looking for a gift, a daily carry, or a statement piece that sets you apart, we're honored to share our work with you.Thank you for supporting handcrafted excellence. Welcome to the Allen Inkworks family.
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Meet the Maker
Hello, I'm Jimmy Allen, owner of Allen InkWorks. I'm a retired police officer and a retired Veteran (US Army). I love making pens and I've been doing so for almost ten years now. I hope you browse the product catalog and feel free to follow my Instagram as I document the journey of creating a business in this busy world. I make all kinds of pens, please look at my store front to see what speaks to you. I specialize in making pens for our first responders and military community. Check in periodically as I introduce new products.
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How it’s Made
Pen turning is the art of taking raw materials like wood, resin, or acrylic and crafting them into a beautiful, one-of-a-kind pen. The process starts by choosing a pen kit and a blank. The blank is then cut to size and drilled down the middle to fit a brass tube, which gets glued inside to give the pen its strength. Once the glue is set, the ends are trimmed perfectly flush so everything will fit together nicely later. The blank is mounted onto a lathe, where it’s carefully shaped using special turning tools until it matches the design and size needed. After shaping, the pen is sanded smooth, working through finer and finer grits, and then finished — either polished to a high shine or coated with a protective finish like CA glue. Once everything looks just right, the final step is assembling all the parts with a pen press, locking everything into place. What starts as a simple block of material is transformed into a functional piece of art — something you can hold, write with, and enjoy every day.
Go follow my Instagram "alleninkworks" to see other products or the process in making a pen. Better yet...find a hobby where you work with your hands...and teach someone else to do it. The world needs your efforts and art as well. Be Well...Be Creative...Be You!
-Jimmy Allen
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Shop Policies
Shipping: Orders typically ship in 3–5 business days. All pens are carefully packaged to ensure safe delivery. Tracking information will be provided once the item ships
Warranty: 30-day craftsmanship guarantee. If your pen has a mechanical issue within 30 days, please contact us for a repair or replacement. Normal wear and tear, accidental damage, or misuse are not covered.
Custom Orders and Commissions: Welcomed — extra time may apply.
Product Care: Avoid exposing your pen to extreme temperatures, moisture, or harsh chemicals to preserve its finish.
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